FAUX NEWS (1): Chaos at the White House
Posted by Bandele Prioleau , Tuesday, May 31, 2011 1:58 AM
FAUX NEWS
"Chaos at the White House"
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A young Caucasian male, was shot down today at the White House. It occurred during a middle school band recital. Witnesses say a young man, dressed as a security guard, leaped onto a table, and proceeded to fire off into the air. This, obviously, sent the crowd into hysteria. The man was quickly shot down by secret service staff, and subdued by white house officials. The man, although wounded, survived, and is now in police custody. The secret service are looking into the matter, and trying to figure out how something like this could have happened. One witness commented, "This is completely ridiculous, if the president isn't safe from this kind of terror, what does that say about us normal people." Statements like this have been buzzing all around the media, and raising concerns about public safety. Spokesmen from The White House released a press statement today saying; "This was an isolated incident, not an act of terrorism, presidential security has been stepped up, and the safety of our staff, as well as our people, has always been of our utmost priority." The president however could not be reached for comment...
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